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Reasons Why Singaporean Rules
Monday, February 23, 2009
Monday, February 23, 2009

[EDIT]

Forgot to mention
nick asked me some weird questions

"are you saying for year 12?"
"maybe"
"so are you going for the ball?"
"maybe"
"if you are, who will you ask out?"
"dunno, depends"
"dont say depends!! who?"
"DEPENDS!"
"hmm, ok, so if she wants a limo, will you pay for her?"
"Yea, maybe, depends if she wants it, depends if she's a hell lot richer than me, depends if she needs it etc, all in all, it depends"
"hmm, what about her ball dress?"
"ball dress? cost?"
"$300 - $400"
"hmm, depends then"
"what about your own ball costume? will you specially buy one that makes you two a pair, or just one that you like?"
"depends actually"
"hmm, ok"

ok, first of all
i think i used the word "depends" in almost every reply i gave
lol...

secondly
Nick is probably considering paying for a limo, a dress and a matching suit for himself and his date. Anyone wanna be the lucky person?
=D

thirdly
i might not be stay, so who cares?
even if I am
pretty sure theres only one person to ask =S

[/EDIT]

haha
Searched up Mr brown in Youtube and came up with loads of ERP craps

for your info
ERP are gates that are built over roads
they scan money off your credit card everytime you pass through
if you don't pay, you will be fined

ohh, and it only happends in singpapore
lol

watch and enjoy^^

Hitler Skips Maccas for ERP


ohh
MRT (Mass Rapid Transit) is a trainline in singapore that is "considered" high class
(note the inverted commas)
something like transPerth

its the subtittles that make it funny
the real words is not the same
coz its from a movie

and people used it fro others like

Hitler banned from Warcraft
Hitler has vista problems
Hitler's car got stolen
Hitler got banned from XBOX Live

lol...
and this is the real gay one
listen to the lyrics
=.=



ERP
Mr Brown Show

I wonder if you know,
How they live in Ang Mo Kio
Go to city many gantry
Can't afford your speed too low
Fast and furious! (Kena!) (beep! beep! beep!)
Slow is dangerous (Aiyah!) (beep! beep! beep!)
I wonder if you know,
How they live in Toa Payoh
Please lah tolong, only Lorong
Not Expressway also tio!

Fast and furious! (Kena!) (beep! beep! beep!)
Spread like virus! (Aiyah!) (beep! beep! beep!)
Many many taxes danglin
ERP now is randomin
Keep your speed 'bove 45
Or everybody Cashcard won't survive!
Suka suka ERP on
Happy happy gantry can born
16 new ways to gope your lui
See already want to pui!
Gahmen say take MRT

Cos car is only luxury
Build the road for Fellari
Normal car will up lorry
Ji Pa Ban (uh!), Ichiban (uh)
No million dollars you Lan Lan
CTE is the place to be
Singapore road for VIP
I wonder if you know,
How they live in Ang Mo Kio
Reach work early, at 5.30
Spend three hours drink teh-o

Can't be seraious! (wah lau!) (beep! beep! beep!)
Live like vampires (ouch!) (beep! beep! beep!)
I wonder if you know,
Where the gantry never grow
Where the lorry Never worry
Travel freely where you go
Pulau Bukom! (Don't have!) (beep! beep! beep!)
Pulau Tekong (Huat ah!) (beep! beep! beep!)

lol

ok
probably wont get it if you arent signaporean
^^

i should be doing my homeworks now ehh... T.T

~Ale Ele
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